Every fee hatches a bird
that buys and never sells.
Launch a coin here and its creator fees stop being someone's income. Each time the flock collects one hatch worth of SOL, anyone can hatch a bird: a fresh wallet that buys the coin in the same transaction. The program has no instruction that can move a bird's tokens. Not a promise. An absence of code.
creator fees on pump.fun run at about 0.3% of volume on the curve. at 0.02 sol a bird, every 7 sol of trading hatches one.
The flock is the creator.
The coin is created on pump.fun through this program with a program address as its creator. Creator fees on every trade accrue to that address, the same way they would for any dev.
Fees become birds.
Anyone presses collect, then hatch. The flock funds a fresh wallet with one hatch of SOL and that wallet buys the coin from the curve, in one transaction. The tokens land in the bird's own account.
Birds cannot sell.
A bird is a program address with no key. The program's only instructions are launch and hatch. Nothing in it moves a bird's tokens or its SOL. Read the program, it is small.
Birds buy on the curve only.
Hatch reads the pump.fun bonding curve. Once the coin graduates to PumpSwap the curve is closed and hatching stops there. Collected fees keep landing in the flock; reading PumpSwap pools is the next thing to build.
Birds are permanent holders, not a floor.
Every bird is a buy that never becomes a sell, so the sell side of the book only ever shrinks. That is pressure, not a price guarantee. Nothing here promises a price.
Fees never come back.
Whoever launches the coin gets no creator income. Not on the curve, not after. If that is not what you want, do not launch here.
Anyone can crank, nobody must.
Collect and hatch are public. If nobody presses, fees just wait in pump.fun's vault. There is no bot of ours in the loop and no key that can do anything the buttons cannot.